|20th April 2001 - Page 3|
On the first of April this year, the headline of a leading newspaper read - “April 1st, A Cruel Joke on Commuters.” A joke indeed the court's decision has made of Delhiites. The outburst was inevitable. When the pressure builds up inside, the lava is bound to erupt with an intangible wildness and the ramifications are dire. A crisis emerges when the “public is made a pawn in a political game with no strategic game-plan. India suffers from a history of political volatility and Delhi in particular has developed an affinity towards crisis and general mayhem.”
What should we do to save the earth?
Protect water from contamination,
Or you'll be sick of bad dehydration.
Cutting down trees should be banned from this world,
Except the dead ones which need to be hurled.
To be made into furniture, cupboards and shelves,
Bookshelves, furniture and comfy beds.
Destroy all the mistletoe,
Cause it won't allow another plant to grow.
Don't put graffiti on a tree,
Anyone who does that has the brains of a flea!
Don't kill animals for their parts,
Or you'll break their mate's hearts!
Let an animal keep its fur,
So his mate can think he's wearing it for her!
If you look around at the road and take a peep
You see trash dumped all over in a heap.
Clean it up and plant some flowers
They will bloom in the monsoon showers!
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Jokes from the internet
Two best friends named John and Cliff were obsessed with baseball. They even
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